From the hot spicy mustard on your Mr. Crunchy to the Crispy Duck Rolls, our menu items are prepared from scratch in our tiny kitchen, by actual humans. No frozen fries, no pre-fab desserts.
You didn't just fall off the turnip truck - your meals shouldn't come off a truck either!
Although we do make every effort to keep this information up-to-date, our menu changes occasionally to showcase the best ingredients in their seasons, and to accommodate the fickleness of Mother Nature.
For the most accurate menu, stop in for a bite!
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Soups & Salads
House Greens
house blend of lettuces dressed in a simple balsamic vinaigrette / 5.95
Butterhead Salad
butterhead lettuce with beets, sundried tomatoes, spicy pecans, maytag blue cheese & tarragon vinaigrette / 7.95
Classic Caesar
made with romaine hearts, the tenderest part of the lettuce. anchovies available upon request. / 6.95
Baby Spinach Salad
with almond crusted chevre, honey vinaigrette, and whatever tasty seasonal fruits Mother Nature throws our way / 7.95
Sandwiches
served with your choice of house greens or handcut fries
substitute another salad instead +2.50
substitute cup soup instead of fries or greens +1.00
Mister Crunchy
the classic croque: griddled ham, gruyere & sweet-hot mustard on sourdough / 8.95
Southwestern
(DOES NOT CONTAIN MEAT) black bean & brown rice patty served atop corn chips, with avocado, provolone & pineapple salsa / 7.95
Banh Mi
our version of the beloved vietnamese sandwich: BBQ pork, liverwurst, pickled vegetables and jalapeños, on focaccia / 8.95
The Longhorn
focaccia stuffed with 1/3 beef brisket with caramelized onions, tomatoes, provolone & horseradish mayo / 9.95
Walleye Po'Boy
cornmeal crusted, with pickled red cabbage & cajun mayonnaise / 11.95